FREE MUSIC!About UsMerchContact Upcoming Shows: (click date for details) /Facebook/YouTube/Formspring/ReverbNationTumblr (3.0; @eliwhitney)http://eliwhitney.tumblr.com/<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_50915071028" src="http://eliwhitney.tumblr.com/post/50915071028/audio_player_iframe/eliwhitney/tumblr_mn09crIpkQ1ryx8dl?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Feliwhitney%2F50915071028%2Ftumblr_mn09crIpkQ1ryx8dl" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"></iframe><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.jadedpunk.com/post/50913004922/song-of-the-day-the-bassist-of-this-band-sent-us" class="tumblr_blog">jadedpunk</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><strong>Song of the Day</strong></p> <p>The bassist of this band sent us a very menacing email, basically threatening us to post this. He included a picture of himself holding a gun to a puppy’s head with a sign that said, “You, if you don’t post my music.” </p> <p>Since we don’t want the puppy harmed, you should check them out. They’ve got a sort of punk-ska sound to em. Not this song though. This song is slower and it’s about getting old. If you haven’t noticed, that’s sort of the running theme of this blog. That, and being an asshole and being late on your bills.</p></blockquote> <p>I am a menace!</p>http://eliwhitney.tumblr.com/post/50915071028http://eliwhitney.tumblr.com/post/50915071028Mon, 20 May 2013 12:39:26 -0400jaded punkpunkska<p><a href="http://www.jadedpunk.com/post/50867247882/rappin-ronnie-radke-walks-out-on-falling-in-reverse" class="tumblr_blog">jadedpunk</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.jadedpunk.com/post/49901431775/falling-in-reverse-hilarious-video" target="_blank"><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/2b451bf917ee1df63eb1e473e7f049c7/tumblr_inline_mn2n1igl7H1qz4rgp.png"/></a></p> <p><a href="http://www.jadedpunk.com/post/49901431775/falling-in-reverse-hilarious-video" target="_blank">Just when we had discovered the musical majesty that is Rappin’ Ronnie Radke and Falling In Reverse</a><span>, we get word that he is walking out on the band to devote himself to acting like a clown penis fulltime.</span></p> <p><a href="http://www.jadedpunk.com/post/50867247882/rappin-ronnie-radke-walks-out-on-falling-in-reverse">Read More</a></p></blockquote>http://eliwhitney.tumblr.com/post/50873983370http://eliwhitney.tumblr.com/post/50873983370Sun, 19 May 2013 22:08:01 -0400<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_50175451030" src="http://eliwhitney.tumblr.com/post/50175451030/audio_player_iframe/eliwhitney/tumblr_mlbhrblYSV1qd4gyy?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Feliwhitney%2F50175451030%2Ftumblr_mlbhrblYSV1qd4gyy" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"></iframe><br/><br/><p><a href="http://gravestwords.tumblr.com/post/48152674909/she-met-a-new-boy-who-was-much-more-hip-and-less" class="tumblr_blog">gravestwords</a>:</p> <blockquote><blockquote> <p><em>She met a new boy who was much more hip and less strung out,</em><br/><em>I drove home with fire in the sky</em><br/><em>Fiddled with the dials and stumbled across something</em><br/><em>That you were always humming.</em></p> </blockquote> <p>This fucking song.</p></blockquote>http://eliwhitney.tumblr.com/post/50175451030http://eliwhitney.tumblr.com/post/50175451030Sat, 11 May 2013 12:34:45 -0400menzingerstime tables<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/498f3ce5570fb6cb31933be15907f58e/tumblr_mlyx1mMNIZ1qc69eso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>When I cashed out at Atlantic City.</p>http://eliwhitney.tumblr.com/post/49089437130http://eliwhitney.tumblr.com/post/49089437130Sun, 28 Apr 2013 09:48:58 -0400chilly groovy311slot machineatlantic cityeli whitney & the slot machine“It’s a card game? I can’t learn anything right now.”http://eliwhitney.tumblr.com/post/48498680778http://eliwhitney.tumblr.com/post/48498680778Sun, 21 Apr 2013 00:31:10 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw2p4xgz5W1r5kds8o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://eliwhitney.tumblr.com/post/48416934658http://eliwhitney.tumblr.com/post/48416934658Sat, 20 Apr 2013 01:13:13 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7135e206b878205279fa8f65b798500c/tumblr_ml3xbiqSjy1qckp4qo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://theonion.tumblr.com/post/47721007615/local-band-expects-things-to-take-off-following" class="tumblr_blog">theonion</a>:</p> <blockquote><h1>Local Band Expects Things To Take Off Following Glowing Write-Up In soundandfury.wordpress.com<span>: </span><span></span><a href="http://onion.com/17tFRWM">Full Report</a></h1></blockquote> <p>We’re like 4 or 5 gigs away from really making it big.</p>http://eliwhitney.tumblr.com/post/47738647308http://eliwhitney.tumblr.com/post/47738647308Thu, 11 Apr 2013 19:55:14 -0400the band's gonna make itbandonionjokemusic journalism<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5015fb08a9d15714ec8ce4842e87d541/tumblr_mkrpfsUbHj1s37kr9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://homemadeterrorist.tumblr.com/post/47173984715/dont-know-if-this-has-been-posted-yet-but-oh-my" class="tumblr_blog">homemadeterrorist</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Don’t know if this has been posted yet but OH MY SWEET FUCKING FUCK IM CRYING</p></blockquote> <p>We went to high school with this dude. Now he is one with the internet.</p>http://eliwhitney.tumblr.com/post/47343583859http://eliwhitney.tumblr.com/post/47343583859Sun, 07 Apr 2013 01:37:23 -0400dbzcommack<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c625aaab9155602cbc04977997d4c14f/tumblr_mkead2OEJJ1qc69eso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I don’t know why this is happening. Plow United release show soon!</p>http://eliwhitney.tumblr.com/post/46546057673http://eliwhitney.tumblr.com/post/46546057673Thu, 28 Mar 2013 19:52:35 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fe0539d040ececb986d5607d7c8677d2/tumblr_mkamd6cr7z1qc69eso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Good job, Craig.</p>http://eliwhitney.tumblr.com/post/46379033727http://eliwhitney.tumblr.com/post/46379033727Tue, 26 Mar 2013 20:21:30 -0400ketchupbrokenclumsyglassbroken glass<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/JAAbuGX-qEY?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>This is the best thing ever thinged.</p>http://eliwhitney.tumblr.com/post/46167124896http://eliwhitney.tumblr.com/post/46167124896Sun, 24 Mar 2013 12:06:00 -0400They Might Be GiantsThingsStuffChumbawamba<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/70deea41e8a2698a3089ce6090ca1e58/tumblr_mk15jqs2k01qasaa6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This is important. Let’s try to end the misconceptions and fix what’s wrong with our culture.</p>http://eliwhitney.tumblr.com/post/45965507022http://eliwhitney.tumblr.com/post/45965507022Thu, 21 Mar 2013 23:06:27 -0400<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/iCCHon2T1fE?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a href="http://noochnoochnooch.tumblr.com/post/45600487928/celtic-punk-on-st-pattys-day-how-original-also" class="tumblr_blog">noochnoochnooch</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>CELTIC PUNK ON ST PATTY’S DAY HOW ORIGINAL ALSO IT’S NOT THE POUGES? YOU POSER</p></blockquote>http://eliwhitney.tumblr.com/post/45654014319http://eliwhitney.tumblr.com/post/45654014319Mon, 18 Mar 2013 01:02:33 -0400the tossers<iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/rErsOsRaUqY?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Unicorn Odyssey by The Falcon. Check it!</p>http://eliwhitney.tumblr.com/post/45455312167http://eliwhitney.tumblr.com/post/45455312167Fri, 15 Mar 2013 19:58:22 -0400the falconunicorn odysseyunicornographyBrendan Kellydan andrianothe lawrence armsAlkaline TriopunkFolk Punk<a href="http://thisishangingrockcomics.tumblr.com/post/44991149360/i-went-to-a-show-the-other-night-with-my-friend">Hanging Rock Comics: i went to a show the other night with my friend who has a black flag...</a>: <p><a href="http://thisishangingrockcomics.tumblr.com/post/44991149360/i-went-to-a-show-the-other-night-with-my-friend" class="tumblr_blog">thisishangingrockcomics</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>i went to a show the other night with my friend who has a black flag tat and before the show even started she was getting berated by a bunch of guys who were yelling just vile sexist shit like “DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHO BLACK FLAG IS? PROBABLY NOT HIPSTER CUNT” and they would not stop i tried getting a…</p></blockquote> <p>I HATE SEXISM AT SHOWS SO MUCH</p>http://eliwhitney.tumblr.com/post/45008525007http://eliwhitney.tumblr.com/post/45008525007Sun, 10 Mar 2013 03:20:32 -0400sexismpunkshows<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/25316cfc6fd9ec343d5e19eb2b8b7202/tumblr_mjdjlzXdB01qc69eso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>My sister made us muffins. We are majestic.</p>http://eliwhitney.tumblr.com/post/44911507481http://eliwhitney.tumblr.com/post/44911507481Fri, 08 Mar 2013 22:41:12 -0500muffinseli whitney & the sound machine<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a92c19194fa6fa54f2a4f8945eef4911/tumblr_mjdjk1Og9H1qc69eso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Craig and CJ have a new found respect for each other.</p>http://eliwhitney.tumblr.com/post/44911427493http://eliwhitney.tumblr.com/post/44911427493Fri, 08 Mar 2013 22:38:45 -0500pokemon stadiumn64clefairy<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9adf64bc01fd37e7d400e44d6157a9b9/tumblr_miuxhaMOlF1qc69eso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Fuck Strings Volume 2: Vizzi’s acoustic guitar is disgusting and it ends today!</p>http://eliwhitney.tumblr.com/post/44109548254http://eliwhitney.tumblr.com/post/44109548254Tue, 26 Feb 2013 21:25:45 -0500acoustic guitarpunk rockfolk punk<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0a772002443304ef3fc402989ba7f282/tumblr_mit5tyibrv1qc69eso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Fuck strings!</p>http://eliwhitney.tumblr.com/post/44036811687http://eliwhitney.tumblr.com/post/44036811687Mon, 25 Feb 2013 22:32:06 -0500bassschecterpunk rock<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/620e220817167e6f093a0fdad7bdf7d4/tumblr_mipak62cc81qc69eso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Jenga!!</p>http://eliwhitney.tumblr.com/post/43851079341http://eliwhitney.tumblr.com/post/43851079341Sat, 23 Feb 2013 20:23:18 -0500jenga