Inspired by a post a couple weeks ago where someone simplified Fall Out Boy’s discography, I decided to do the same with Brand New. Enjoy.
Your Favorite Weapon: Girls fucking suck, but not as bad as John Nolan sucks. How dare this bitch go to England for a semester? More importantly, how dare John Nolan continue to exist?
Deja Entendu:Check me out, Nolan, I’m mature as fuck now. Ships and oceans and anchors and shit. Suck it, motherfucker.
The Devil and God:Thinly veiled attempts to fuck with Sherri Dupree’s head. Is it working? No? Are you sure? We’re doing weird shit now though!
Daisy: We have no clue what we’re doing. Most days we just go into the studio and I just sing whatever pops into my head while Vincent walks on his guitar. I’m pretty sure the beats are just Brian flailing during a nightmare. I am creative and mysterious. Does Sherri want me back yet? Is John jealous?