Eli Whitney & The Sound Machine

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Inspired by a post a couple weeks ago where someone simplified Fall Out Boy’s discography, I decided to do the same with Brand New. Enjoy.

Your Favorite Weapon: Girls fucking suck, but not as bad as John Nolan sucks. How dare this bitch go to England for a semester? More importantly, how dare John Nolan continue to exist?

Deja Entendu:Check me out, Nolan, I’m mature as fuck now. Ships and oceans and anchors and shit. Suck it, motherfucker.

The Devil and God:Thinly veiled attempts to fuck with Sherri Dupree’s head. Is it working? No? Are you sure? We’re doing weird shit now though!

Daisy: We have no clue what we’re doing. Most days we just go into the studio and I just sing whatever pops into my head while Vincent walks on his guitar. I’m pretty sure the beats are just Brian flailing during a nightmare. I am creative and mysterious. Does Sherri want me back yet? Is John jealous?

kimkileykelly:

to read a bunch of anonymous posts sent to my boy Adam about how he’s ruining the scene and tigers jaw should be embarrassed. Here’s what I have to say about that:

I’m sorry for you. It’s crazy for you to think that because you like a musician who’s unwillingly lumped into a very specific genre,…

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thejewishjet:

Paramount Theater and the Broadway Bar are fucking useless. I miss the Crazy Donkey even know i never been there. I seen videos and they really did know how to book shows.

Crazy Donkey had the BEST shows….

I dont really like Broadway either but anything is better than the donkey

what a fucking loser lol

Fuckin’ kids don’t know shit about shit. Bet these kids don’t even know what the Downtown was.

we really are getting old and jaded. 

This is a real thing that someone thinks? This isn’t a troll?

I find that Broadway shows really depend on who’s booking them. And no way was The Crazy Donkey better than The Paramount. They’re kind’ve hard to compare, anyway.